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So I’m at church and a little girl that’s in my mom’s Sunday school class is sitting by me. She turns to me while the choir is singing Amazing Grace and whispers in my ear her own version of the song involving bananas and underpants. This is by far my favorite child ever. :)
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“Sometimes I wish I could like…pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it’s shoulders, and tell it to “get back in there, you got this. “”
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